I don't know how to count small children. I do think they're real people.
-Sharon, talking about the number of members at her church
I get to know you all, and then you leave and go off to nowhere. Well, somewhere... I guess.
-Evelyn at the Royal Oak Post Office
I know people may not be that good-looking today, but we'll see about that in 9 months.
-Austin
I've never really fallen in love.
Well, maybe once.
But girls love me...
and they go crazy...
and I'm really nice.
-Bobby
And throw in a soap spill and your day is complete...
